Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
