My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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