i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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