My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just want nice things and good sex
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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