the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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