It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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