Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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