found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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