Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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