so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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