Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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