I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
