she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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