nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
