Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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