so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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