16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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