Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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