just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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