I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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