And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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