In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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