we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize
