he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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