Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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