fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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