I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
