Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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