i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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