Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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