bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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