Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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