Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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