I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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