Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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