didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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