A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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