so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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