All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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