My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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