i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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