So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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