ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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