there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
i've created a new STD.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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