it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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