Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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