quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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