i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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