I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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