I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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