So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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