Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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