'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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