are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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