Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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